Sophie: Week 1
Here are all the things that Sophie has learned in her first week with the family:
* People make perfect stepladders to climb up to get onto the couch.
* Toys, no matter how expensive and fun, aren't nearly as interesting to bite as fingers and toes.
* Everything yummy is kept in the kitchen. Attempts to keep puppy out of the kitchen only serve to frustrate puppy.
* When defying house rules and jumping down from the couch, do a barrel roll when you hit the floor to avoid injury.
* Everything outside found on a walk is to be eaten, or attempted to be eaten. This includes rocks the size of puppy's head.
* People in the neighborhood who don't keep their dogs on a leash are assholes.
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Sophie needs her own blog.
anonymousfriend
January 14, 2009