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Things new and returning to Netflix Instant. THINGS YOU SHOULD WATCH! The list mostly appears to be license renewals, but there are a ton of worthwhile titles making an appearance (or reappearance)…

Personal Recommendations

• Conspiracy Theory – The only Mel Gibson movie that isn’t dead to me, because I love it so much. Also, it’s probably the closest Mel has come to playing himself.
• Disorderlies – Mouth to mouth! MOUTH TO MOUTH!!
• Enter the Ninja
• Exorcist II: The Heretic – Look, I know this movie blows. But I will stare at it on a loop all day ever day just to gaze upon Linda Blair.
• Extreme Measures – The one movie where Hugh Grant isn’t a stammering idiot.
• Eye of the Tiger – Gary Busey is the least craziest thing about this movie, and that’s saying something.
• Grease 2 – Better in every single way than the original. COME AT ME BRO!
• Max Dugan Returns
• One Crazy Summer
• Orgazmo
• The Phantom – I made fun of this Billy Zane movie for years. Then I watched it. I retract everything bad I ever said about it.
• Quigley Down Under
• Rob Roy

Safe Bets

• 1984
• The Affair of the Necklace
• Alfred Hitchcock Presents
• Breaking Away
• Brighton Beach Memoirs
• Catch-22
• Cinema Paradiso
• A Clockwork Orange
• Colors
• David Cross: Let America Laugh
• Doctor Zhivago
• The Exorcist
• Fawlty Towers
• Grumpy Old Men
• The Hunt for Red October
• The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
• Interview With a Vampire
• Kicking and Screaming
• The Krays
• The Last Temptation of Christ
• Lonesome Dove
• The Lost Boys
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
• Primal Fear
• Salvador
• Shane
• Superman: The Movie
• The Terminator
• Young Frankenstein

Take a Chance

• Around the Bend
• Article 99
• Benny and Joon
• Billy Madison
• Blame it on Rio
• Boomerang
• Chaos Theory
• City By The Sea
• Critical Care
• The Crucible
• Cuba
• The Deep
• Depth Charge
• Diggers
• Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist
• Dragons Forever
• The Electric Company
• Enemy Mine
• Ghost Story
• Ghostbusters 2
• The Hard Way
• Heavenly Creatures
• Higher Learning
• The Informers
• The Lost City
• The Missing
• Poltergeist II
• She-Devil
• Silver Streak
• Six Degrees of Separation
• Sleeping With The Enemy
• Sliding Doors
• Snake Eyes
• Stick
• Supercop
• Tank Girl
• Toys
• The Weather Man

Awful / Totally Worth Watching

• American Kickboxer 1
• American Ninja 4: The Annihilation
• Beat Street
• Bloodrayne
• Breaker Breaker – Chuck Norris is a truck driver who demolishes an entire town with his truck.
• Cherry 2000 – A PG13 movie about sex robots. That makes sense.
• Congo
• Crash and Burn (2007)
• Croc
• Daniel and the Superdogs
• Eye of the Beast
• Finish Line
• Fair Game
• Graffiti Bridge
• Hackers
• Hair
• Halloween Resurrection
• The Hive
• The Host
• Illegally Yours
• Rhinestone
• Tornado!